Oh so the pondering is a brooding behavior they are waiting for their sons to hatch I see

“This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke” that’s great honestly. I like when people here suffer over inane stuff, it’s funnier than the original joke, let’s keep it going

this is the same as when the word ‘blorbo’ went big and I found it kinda dumb and corny, but then there were people who were fucking furious about it and wrote angry posts whining about how they hated this site because they couldnt avoid seeing the word blorbo. so I felt like ok I changed my mind I hope people keep saying blorbo forever

I CARE IMMENSELY 🥺 LOVE U GIRL ❤❤❤

twitter users please migrate to instagram instead. you wont like it here we say bad words and hate brands and are very problematic

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

i want to go mix random chemicals together

Same. Probably not safe tho

its perfecgly safe and they love to be mixed together the cchemicals cry if you dont micx then together

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

hate paper straws ooh it’s biodegradable yeah i know because it’s biodefuckingrading in my coffee asshole

We need meat straws

they posted this and then deleted…

brand new used car

gonna try to get some tasks done today

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

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