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In case anyone finds it helpful because mobility aids are horrifically expensive and inaccessible…
And for those people who have access to mobility devices but might benefit from a second chair they can abuse without risking expensive damage…
Erik Kondo has made a website, Open Source Innovations, that details plans for DIY wheelchairs. These wheelchairs can be made from common materials like wood, plastic, and pvc. They are lightweight and can be custom fit to the user allowing from the same degree of movement you would get from a custom chair. And they are durable and easily repairable. (he has been stress testing his latest design by dropping it down stairs, dropping it out of a car, launching it across a driveway, and throwing it off a deck). Its 12lbs and I think he said its was in the $200 ish range for parts.
He also is working on cheap, open source, accessible designs for beach chairs, off road chairs, motorized attachments (think smart drive), and so on. Plus he skateboards in his wheelchair. Cool dude, helpful info, pass it on.
It's incredibly sad people have to resort to this, but it's a damn good resource. Use it. Spread awareness. Maybe one day people with physical disabilities won't need DIYs like this. But until then, reblog and share.
This is Accessibility!
That's so amazing! It is unfortunate that so many people will need this, but very very cool that it exists
That other link seems to be broken.
Thank you so much for putting the working one!
I will add it to my original reblog as well.
“i’d let rocky do open-heart surgery on me” well he’s doing your prostate exam. idiot.
MET GALA "Costume Art" Exhibition 2026 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com The idea, curator Andrew Bolton said, is “to reflect on your own lived experience, hopefully to create a connection, empathy, compassion towards each other.” Not only does this interactive element transform a visit to the museum into a small voyage of self discovery, but it is a bodily experience that cannot be replicated digitally. This at a time when humans are being replaced by machines and AI anxiety is pervasive. “The whole show is structured around a typology of bodies, and these are bodies that you see across the museum when you encounter artworks,” Bolton explained. “The simple thesis for the show really is the fact that the dressed body is the connecting thread throughout the entire museum.” What you won’t see anywhere else at the Met are mannequins of diverse body types modeled after named individuals, like those commissioned for “Costume Art.” And this is transformative in many ways. As the scholar Llewellyn Negrin notes in her catalog introduction, not only do mannequins project a beauty standard, but their “dimensions often dictate the sizes of the garments shown, and the garments’ sizes correspond to the idealized proportions of the preferred mannequins, resulting in a mutually reinforcing process that perpetuates the privileging of culturally esteemed body types.”

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so cold
I say we let him in 👀
There's a book that we had in our house growing up that I was obsessed with as a kid. It was just called "PAKISTAN: PAINTINGS BY LIN YONG AND SU HUA" and it was an art book of 100+ paintings/sketches by two Chinese artists who travelled thru Pakistan in 1978 and 1981, a sort of travelogue of their trip, and to little-kid me, it was some of the most beautiful things I'd ever seen. I have no idea why we had that book, but I would stare at it for hours, and it made me wish I could draw/paint/do whatever it was that these artists had managed to do.
Anyway, we've moved house a bunch of times and I lost track of the book and haven't seen it for probably two decades now. But I think about it now and again, and had struggled to find it over the years, but I finally, finally got my hands on a copy of my own and i want to cry haha
I was afraid that maybe the art isn't as good as I remembered, being just a kid and all, but I cracked it open and nope, it hits me just the way it used to. Maybe even more now. It's so fucking pretty. Have some random pages:
Sure! Have some more portraits from the book

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history fucked me up
oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built
I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar
You mean like this?
The Timetables of History by Bernard Grun
I grew up with this book, which is frickin’ enormous, and it was endlessly fascinating to young me to pour over the side by side comparison of events taking place concurrently under different headings and in different parts of the world.
Or if you want something you can put on your wall, there’s this:
World History Timeline
I had this book! My grandpa gave it to me and it was really freakin useful!!
I loved this book! Same for The Timetables of Science: A Chronology of the Most Important People and Events in the History of Science.
Same for The Timetables of Technology: A Chronology of the Most Important People and Events in the History of Technology. Great references!
okay but here’s an even cooler (free!) visualization that goes a step further and tracks ideas, devices, infrastructures, and systems of power
Calculating Empires: A Genealogy of Technology and Power Since 1500
✨️with a special focus on colonialism, militarization, automation, and enclosure✨️
You can spend hours upon hours exploring this
me @ zeno: have you ever heard of the ship of theseus?
man I love fictional characters...
Okay so I’ve been thinking about Zeno a lot and the more pieces you put together the more it feels like Capcom was hinting that he wasn’t cloned the normal way at all, but was probably created as some kind of instant-adult or rapid-grown clone of Wesker.
So instead of growing naturally from infancy, his body could have been pushed through:
embryonic development
childhood growth
adolescence
adulthood
in an extremely short time through controlled hormonal and cellular stimulation.
Like. The Wesker Children project wasn’t just “good genetics = superhuman”. Spencer spent YEARS brainwashing and conditioning those kids. Their entire childhoods were engineered: elite schooling, ideological indoctrination, constant pressure, the idea that they were superior to everyone else. Albert didn’t just come out like that naturally. he was built that way psychologically.
But if Zeno was cloned and grown in a tank or accelerated chamber, he would have skipped ALL OF THAT.
So even if he has Wesker’s DNA, he wouldn’t have:
Spencer’s childhood conditioning
The competitive environment of the Wesker Children
The ideology about superior humans ruling the world
Which honestly explains why he feels more emotional than Wesker ever did. Albert spent his whole life learning to suppress empathy and act completely detached. Zeno never went through that programming.
And Spencer’s notes in RE9 Requiem make this even more interesting. There’s that file where he talks about how cloned individuals might be able to inherit the memories of the original, but he admits he doesn’t actually know how to do it.
So if Zeno was cloned using Wesker’s DNA, that means something really important:
He obviously doesn’t have Wesker’s memories.
which also means he doesn’t have:
Wesker’s education
Wesker’s research history
Wesker’s virology knowledge
Albert wasn’t just a superhuman. he was a serious virologist who spent years studying progenitor strains, viruses, mutations, all that umbrella research. That knowledge came from decades of work and being a child prodigy
Zeno wouldn’t have any of that.
So even if he has the same raw intelligence genetically, he literally can’t do the same level of research because he never learned it.
Which creates this really weird situation where:
Albert was both the weapon AND the scientist making the weapons
Zeno is basically just the weapon
And that lines up perfectly with that line where Zeno says “the Connections wanted a weapon”.
because when Grace releases Elpis, what does he do immediately?
He injects it into himself.
Which makes it sound like he wasn’t talking about Elpis as the weapon.
He was talking about himself.
Like The Connections wanted to create a controllable bio-weapon host, and Zeno knew it.
And instead of resisting it he just takes the injection anyway, which feels less like obedience and more like him going “fine, I’ll take control of this myself.”
Another interesting thing is the Uroboros situation.
Zeno doesn’t use Uroboros at all, which suggests the cloning data they used for him probably came from before the RE5 events. That means the Connections were never able to retrieve Albert's body (if he actually died!) Umbrella and Spencer definitely had Wesker’s DNA archived from way earlier.
And honestly that might have been intentional because Uroboros is ridiculously unstable. Most people who get infected just turn into those giant mass-of-tentacles monsters.
Trying to grow a clone while that virus is involved would probably be a nightmare:
uncontrolled mutations
failed growth
the clone mutating before it even finishes developing
So whoever made Zeno probably avoided it completely just to keep the genetics stable.
Which basically makes him a snapshot of Wesker before his final mutation stage.
And visually there might even be a hint of that in his appearance because his hair is seen as platinum blond /white/ almost albino.
Wesker already had blond hair, but Zeno’s seems even paler, which could easily be a cloning side effect. Cloning sometimes causes weird gene expression issues, and pigmentation is one of the easiest things to get messed up.
Or if he was grown extremely fast, pigment production might not have fully developed. So the near-white hair could literally be a physical sign that he was grown artificially instead of born normally. Unlike Alexia and Alfred Ashford, whose cloning resulted in them being born as babies and raised as children, rather than created already grown.
Which could also explain why his sclera is probably black rather than white (fight me on this!) and his pupils aren’t reddish/orangish or have the same cat-like shape as Wesker’s, suggesting that even on a biological level he didn’t develop exactly the same way.
And thematically it’s a nice contrast too.
Because Albert’s big line is:
“The sun will set on the age of man.”
which is basically him saying humanity needs to 'end' so something superior can replace it.
It’s very apocalyptic.
Zeno, on the other hand, talks about “a brave new world.”
which feels different. It sounds less like destroying humanity and more like building something new.
This is wild because Albert actually did go through all of Spencer’s indoctrination and STILL ended up uncontrollable. He was always a wild card. He literally faked his own death just to escape being manipulated and start pursuing his own evolution plans.
On the other hand, the thing that makes the Zeno situation really interesting is the possibility that, even if he wasn’t raised like the Wesker Children, he still wasn’t exactly free either. It feels more like he might have been raised under something closer to constant surveillance by the Connections.
Like imagine the situation: you create a cloned adult with Wesker-level potential, you know he could become extremely dangerous, and you also know he doesn’t have Wesker’s memories or conditioning.
You wouldn’t just let that person wander around.
So it’s very possible the Connections basically treated him like this extremely valuable asset they had to watch constantly, almost like a bizarre version of helicopter parenting.
Not childhood in the normal sense, but something like:
constant monitoring
handlers or supervisors around him (Mr. X lol)
limited independence
being taught only what they wanted him to know
shaping his role inside the organization
Instead of Spencer raising a child through ideology, the Connections could have been managing a grown clone who was still PSYCHOLOGICALLY developing.
Which might explain why they made him a high-ranking member within the organization.
At first that sounds strange—why would you give a clone authority? But it actually makes sense if it was a way to keep him inside their system. Giving him power and status inside the Connections keeps him invested in the structure they built around him.
It’s basically a form of containment disguised as promotion.
All this could make him emotionally burned out and exhausted by the whole system of being controlled. That 'fuck this' expression when Leon and Grace escaped him in the Ark could literally be him thinking something like “This again, why do I even care? This isn’t worth the effort.”
Instead of acting like a villain obsessed with stopping the protagonists, he behaves like someone who is mentally checked out.
But if that’s the case, his personality starts making even more sense. because when someone grows up under intense oversight, one of the most common reactions is REBELLION.
And Zeno definitely has little signs of that.
The smoking, for example. Narratively, smoking in characters like this often signals a kind of defiance or personal vice—something they do because it’s their own choice. Especially if you imagine the Connections trying to keep their “weapon” in "perfect" condition.
Same with the piercing.
Those kinds of aesthetic choices can read like someone deliberately carving out their own identity in a situation where most of their life is controlled. If the Connections were constantly watching him and shaping his role, then things like this sort of personal style could easily be his way of saying “this part of me is mine.”
It gives him the vibe of a rebellious experiment, which fits really well with the Wesker parallel.
Because Albert also ended up rebelling—but in a different way.
Albert’s rebellion was strategic and ideological. He outgrew Spencer’s control, faked his own death (numerous times if I may add), helped in systemically destroying Umbrella from the shadows, and started pursuing his own vision of evolution to rewrite the history of the world.
Zeno’s rebellion feels more personal and identity-driven. He didn’t grow up with Spencer’s philosophy, and he doesn’t have Wesker’s memories or scientific background, so his conflict is less about ideology and more about figuring out who he actually is when everyone around him treats him like a tool.
And that makes his line about the Connections wanting a weapon hit hard in the feels...
Because they never really saw him as a successor to Wesker -- just a weapon they made...someone condemned to a life that was decided long before he was even created. Then pushed toward a purpose that was never truly his choice.
Huh. His ass smokes too much
must've been a slow, awkward helicopter ride

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god please take my period cramps and give them to Albert Wesker
Zeno without glasses