wanna bewitch you in the moonlight

Phantom: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit? Aether: Not that hard as long as you can move. Phantom: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit. Aether: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some weird looks. Phantom: Are you like.... Are you speaking from experience?! Aether: No! Aether: .... Aether: Maybe.

One huge downside about drinking more water is that now I’m just a little piss boy, needing to piss all the time. You’d think pissing for 45 seconds uninterrupted would get me a medal but no, I’m just Piss for Scotland.

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.

The fact that Literotica bans fiction depicting rape, *unless* the victim ends up enjoying it has always rubbed me the wrong way, simply because playing around with rape fantasies is a thing that can only be allowed within an environment where the audience is assumed to (and therefore selected for) be able to avoid allowing this to colour their perception of real assaults. To *only* allow for portrayals in which it's shown as ultimately enjoyable does not prevent people from fetishizing non-enjoyable rape (i.e., virtually all real rape), but instead simply leads them to subconsciously accept the idea that rape is inherently enjoyable. If a person can be trusted not to be influenced in such a way, then they can also be trusted not to read a storu about non-enjoyed rape, without developing praxis around it.