I Have Been On Here Way Too Long

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed