Jim Probably Does A Lot Of Things

Jim probably loves Dodie Clarke, and especially relates to her song party tattoos.  

Jim probably uses bath bombs.

Jim probably stress eats and it drives Bones nuts.

Jim probably doodles on people’s faces when they’re sleeping.

Jim probably tried to make the crew switch uniforms for a day.

Jim probably lays around in sickbay when he’s sick of his chair so he can annoy Bones.

Jim probably is really good at climbing things and knows that Bones gets turned on by it.

Jim probably would call AOS Jim “Junior” if TOS Jim and AOS Jim ever met.

Jim probably spoils his nephew so much and it’s adorable.

Jim probably has a list of all the things Bones says he’s not.

Jim probably grew a beard on a dare and it got really itchy.

Jim probably mostly eats coffee and sweets, and Bones says he has the diet of a caffeinated five year old.

Jim probably thinks of the Enterprise as “his girl” and talks about it like a proud parent. He probably low-key discusses “her” like a parent sharing custody whenever he speaks with Scotty.

Jim probably gives really good hugs to everyone.