covet narcissism disguised as alturism

Oh i wasnt planning anything for the au it was just a short ramble at the moment haha.. BUT!! You know how random dcom/show clips go viral from time to time on tiktok or twt like the debby ryan hair tuck or the camp rock marching scene… yeah lets just say nico has his fair share of *those* types of embarassingly hard to look at scenes as well…

will would love making jokes it.. because the way nico’s cheeks would puff and turn cherry red and his eyebrows scrunched together as he weakly punches will whenever he cites a dialogue quote was just too adorable to ignore. and at one point nico was a hair’s width close to commit murder againts global superstar william solace after he causes an old clip to go viral

percy as his character : hi welcome to daily brew what can i getcha?

nico as his character : *twirls hair* pumpkin spice latte please

percy : coming right up-

nico : *just snorting and twirling his hair* uhmm actually those basic pumpkin spice lattes annoy me- just coffe is fine!

*laughing track*

percy, seemingly so endeared, although jockingly : ok wow.. im in love

*background track fawning over*

nico : *bites inside his cheek, hides smile behind bangs*

percy, pretending to not know : name?

nico, rolling his eyes while smiling : ugh, seriously?!

*laughing track*

percy : *eyebrows raised*

nico : ughhh *giggles* fine!

nico : *lowers his chin onto his right palm as he rests his elbow on the counter

nico : senorita awesome! 🤓☝️

tbh i assigned these three because i crave solangelo and jason/nico brotherism. but eventually i figured out some correlations. so far jason is laios (because thats literally the same person… my fav blonde nerds), nico is falin and will is marcille! because

1. I live for jason being the protective big brother figure to nico

2. i just love will being an unhinged yearning loser, and also, helloooo seemingly harmless sunshine blonde healer who turned out to have crazy strong dark powers?? marcille 🤝 will

3. nico and falin both being capable of vibing with the dead

other than them, im still not 100% set on the others. percy is kabru ofc, but thats pretty much it. I was working on leo as chillchuck? but idk if that makes the most sense. Maybe bob or coach hedge as senshi. Clarisse as namari. Ethan as shuro.

I reeeaaallllllly want to use annabeth reyna piper etc but i havent caught up to much of the second half of the show because of upcoming finals. finally taking the last exams for my premed! last episode i watched was when marcille got turned to stone lol, and im not a manga reader, so idk who will fit who with the new characters cuz im missing a lot of context on their personalities and so on