this is so sad siri what is it that this is

Why don’t you take a seat in my office

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil

Lost in the sauce

The Oooo my God in the background 🤣🤣🤣

But why

😭😭😭😭💀

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

This is sO GOOD

never gets old