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*doesnt play game for 6 months* *forgets controls* *goes back to game* where am i??/ who am i??? what should i do?? who the fuck is that?? who the fuck are you??what???

so i guess activated charcoal lattes are the newest latte trend? for why? i hate to break it to y’all but unless you’ve ingested poison recently, activated charcoal has no real benefits. just stick to matcha [polyphenols/ antioxidants] and chai [antioxidants+anti-inflammatory]

also, if you’re on any important medications, and i know a lot of you are, don’t fucking drink these. charcoal doesn’t discriminate. it’ll render your meds useless and absorb them too as well as some other beneficial nutrients

^^^^ including hormonal birth control. Don’t fall for the charcoal bullshit. Stay safe.

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

It fucks me up that after Mollymauk Tealeaf was killed, Taliesin decided on a tea drinking grave keeper. Clay is straight up the embodiment of Molly’s death.