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epidaleacalamita

in the mission control room hearing my veteran pilot snarl "I won't go down to some nobody!" into the comms and putting my head in my hands because now that he said that he's absolutely going to die to this oddly skilled random upstart in a standard issue infantry mech

jadeharleyinc

OP it is absolutely vital that you open comms with your pilot and say his name. maybe mention something about the ace up his sleeve or whatever. that should buy him enough time to set his mech to self-destruct or launch his signature weapon. if he can time it right he'll be able to eject just as the explosion covers his escape.

he might survive with an evil-looking scar and a new thirst for revenge. better than nothing.

curlicuecal

stickandthorn

What I love about Better Call Saul is that most of the really impressive, seemingly unrealistic things in the show are totally possible, there’s nothing actually undoable, you just have to be insane. Jimmy individually switched around two numbers on thousands of documents by hand, exclusively using a photocopier, glue, and a razor, and then replaced all the documents, and anyone could do that but no one would because they’re not insane. But Jimmy is. And he does it and he achieves something near miraclious, but technically anyone could.

And Jimmy isn’t just insane when convenient, he’s insane all the time. He buys the exact replica of a man’s extremely expensive suit down to the fabric types, gets it tailored to fit, just to put a billboard of himself dressed as that man plagiarizing his logo. And he wears that suit to talk to a judge about a cease and desist- WITH THAT MAN. They’re wearing the same suit. He didn’t need to actually spend all that money and buy the real deal. But he did.

This applies to other characters btw. Everything everyone does makes perfect sense because most of them are insane. Mike isn’t a superhero he’s just really good at coming up with insanely complex plans, and while some of those include cool action sequences, most of them include using children’s toys as bait and sitting still doing nothing but watching for hours and hours on end. And no one else would do this because no one else thinks “let me cut the power with a balloon.” But Mike would.

Gus is ruling the drug world with an iron fist and he’s also sweating his ass off scrubbing the friers in a random location of his chain business he owns to use as a front. And he’s gnashing his teeth about it and doesn’t leave until it’s ridiculously spotless. If any of these guys had chosen to be, idk GeoGuesser pros, the exact same stuff would’ve happened because they’re all just like that.

heavilycaffeinatedmuffin

this put an image into my head of like. kim and jimmy doing a movie night with mike and theyre watching like. the caine mutiny or something. and jimmy and kim are cuddling and half asleep and mike is just locked in on the movie

oneheadtoanother

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thealogie

"looks you can take from day to night" turned out to be a much smaller problem in my life than magazines led me to believe in the early 2000s

rpfofficial

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen

memeclassheroes

amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

straighthater

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

kyloschuyler

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama

my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

When Russia makes this post illegal

earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

a-wondering-thought-deactivated

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

hellsitegenetics

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

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willifolts

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

scp-threats-is-back

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

yoink-a-doink

Now the moth is banned in Russia

fantasylover4538

…well what the fuck is this

kingofkaumidy2

Art.

shower-thoughts-last-responder

sodom-hussein

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

starmaker-astral

This is why I love tumblr

homunculus-argument

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

miss-hexatrix

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

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etiennelux

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

#I feel like every bad chai I ever have is just 90 percent cloves #there is no milk there is no other spice #only cloves

quasi-normalcy

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

void-flesh

apollosunn-moved-deactivated202

anyone else relate

midnightclover

honeydewdrops333

hi sorry to Catholic post on main but we have another schism in the year of our lord and savior 2026

fluentisonus

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

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partywithponies

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

partywithponies

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

rocktheholygrail

Hannibal (2013-2015)

happy pride! 🌈

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