huh?

The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

humans will catch fish and if its big enough they'll eat it but if its small they ferment that shit into a sauce. many such cases!

Every time fandom turns a beautiful pathetic service top into an aggressive daddy dom type a random person on earth dies

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

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[id: a gif of a very flat fish rotating. it's mesmerizing. end id.]