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Whatever this is it’s my new aesthetic

people confusedly talking to corporations on the internet is the most prime comedy honestly

Nothing is better than this

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

I’m into this

discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.

Mini-M&Ms have more surface area that can have candy coating applied to it. However, they may use a thinner layer of candy coating. A person who holds this opinion may either like the higher ratio of candy to chocolate OR may like the thinner coating.  Or just like cute things.

What's his crime?

This is how to be a good ally.

Using their Bro-ness for good, not evil

use :clap: your :clap: goddamn :clap: whiteness :clap: 

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

I think that's a hairband and the cap from a Target brand spice.

wha t are you 

@badlanlds

I’m sorry, but this made my whole goddamn day.

I love that he apologized.