And On The 8th Day, God Made Memes

OP? I’m pretty sure this counts as taking indulgences.

Shut up Luther

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

Termites have become Christian

ant pope

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

If you want to demand them: mitte mihi picturas pedum (“send foot pics”), and if you want to be a little more polite about it because, you know, it’s the Pope, maybe something like mittas mihi picturas pedum, si placet (“could you send foot pics if that’s alright?”)

Thank you, people in the notes, for clarifying this is about Veggie Tales. It’s amazing how that makes it absolutely more baffling.

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

god i love christian memes im so sorry

when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church