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I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

pretty much

*youth pastor voice* here’s something that’s “on fleek”…….the lord

DELETE THIS

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

he asked me what my sign is and I said “dollar”

What the hell kind of cow is that?

Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend

i think if i went back in time and gave some medieval bitch even just 1 of my sour skittles that they would actually die

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

Y'all I’m in love

With myself