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honestly the worst thing about this season ending is not having monique heart on my tv anymore

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Remember that the caller is complicit when shit like this happens

systlin

So apparently Senators Collins and Murkowski have pissed of the white male members of the GOP to the point where some members have said that they’d challenge them to a duel if they were in South Texas

Anyway so I’m calling Rep. Farenthold later to accept on Sen. Collin’s behalf and I’m choosing Fists. Can take place in Iowa because if two parties agree to mutual combat, under state law it is totally legal here.

systlin

And if he accepts yes I will stream that shit live don’t be silly.

systlin

And after I beat his ass once for Collins, I will duel him again on Murkowski’s behalf.

Square up, bitch.

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OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOD CSPAN BOUT TO BE LIT

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systlin

SO I CALLED HIS DC OFFICE AND SAID BASICALLY THE SAME THING I SENT VIA EMAIL.

After about 20 seconds of dead silence, the staffer let out kinda a little laugh and said “Well ma’m, I’ll be happy to pass on your…”

“I’m not joking.”

“Ma’m?”

“You think I’m joking. I am dead serious. You want my address? Or I’ll meet him at the airport. I am absolutely serious about this. Oh, and as the challenged party, I get to pick weapons. I choose fists.”

Another 20 seconds of somehow even deeper silence.

“I…I’ll pass your challenge on to the congressman.”

“No. He issued the challenge. I’m accepting. Unless he’s backing out like the spineless coward he is.”

More silence. “I…I’ll let Congressman Farenthold know, ma’m.”

“You do that.”

ANYWAY SO HOW DID YOU ALL SPEND YOUR LUNCH BREAK TODAY.

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followup when

systlin

FOLLOW UP; He has proved himself a faithless coward and refused to meet me in honest physical combat, so I cursed him. Specifically, called on his past misdeeds to be visited upon him and justice he’s evaded to find him.

He’s now retiring after his history of sexually assaulting women came to light and will not be seeking re-election anywhere.

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reblog to bring truth out of her well to fisticuffs mankind

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Reblog if you suck dick or like French fries

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rupaul: shows up in the ugliest fucking suit I’ve ever seen the queens:

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They’re legally required to or I amputate their toes

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anyways look at this art project from when i was in grade two

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just saying hello kittys ‘boyfriend’ is actually her girlfriend hes just a he/him lesbian. kitty and daniel are ur classic butch/femme couple and Thats that.

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He died for our presents

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Reblog the dog du jour while you still can

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Okay but painting this upside down while turning the whole thing into a performance? TALENT!!!!

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