professional nap taker

its fucking dember.

^ victim of my device that makes you forget what time zones are

entering my florence + the machine era

"he would not fucking say that" i say with disgust, but im not talking about characterization im talking about his, like, vocabulary

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One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

sorry but i want to hit every american talking about not wanting to vote democrat anymore with hammers. lol

yes the democratic party also sucks but you know what sucks more? republicans winning elections because the left is too idealistic to vote. fuck you. not only would that have massive repercussions on human rights and just about every social issue in your country but it influences international politics too dipshit!! a far right government in the us is bad for the whole world!! i dont care that you dont like liberals you dont have to like them just fucking vote for the party that doesnt want poc and queer people dead. yes even if they have shit stances on things like israel. because its better than having a republican government. fucks sake

i just. i want to grip these people by the shoulders and shake them. i dont care that you dont like biden. i dont like biden. but if your other options are trump and desantis you have a moral obligation to vote for the guy that isnt trump or desantis. abstaining wont get you a better government that doesnt contribute to genocide itll get you a far right government that contributes to genocide even harder

THANK YOU

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

Hot girl who groans like an 80 year old man every time she gets up

i think one of the reasons i get mildly annoyed about worldbuilding threads that are 200 tweets of why you should care about where blue dye comes from in your world before saying someone is wearing blue is that so few of them go up to the second level of "and that should impact your characters somehow" - i don't care that blue dye comes from pressing berries that only grow in one kingdom a thousand miles away if people are casually wearing blue

Part of the problem here is a culture clash between hobbyist worldbuilders and worldbuilding authors. Some folks just like to tinker with worldbuilding with no overarching goal because they like to have a complex creative project, and get annoyed when authors give them advice telling them they need to focus on story creation. And other folks are worldbuilding in service of a story and get annoyed when hobbyists tell them they should explain fiddly details that are unnecessary to making a compelling narrative.