City Life

It must have the most delicate hoot.

So glad tumblr finally caught onto my favorite species of owl.

@northern-giant

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

this is so fucking funny

“aim the drill at the ground and turn it on”

your “god” cannot save you now

that is my god

The internet is a beautiful place