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Does the expletive Jesus Fucking Christ imply masturbation or more a Sylki kinda thing

I used to love Miss Minutes but now I'm terrified she's gonna crawl out from under my bed with the most haunting "hey y'all"

if you ever feel bad about your writing, especially structure-wise, remember: you’re still not the one who put “somehow, palpatine has returned” into a multimillion dollar franchise produced by one of the greediest and richest corporations on earth. you’ll always be better than that one.

... it still hurts me.

The dude reacting in the background kills me

Enemies to lovers

Enemies to lovers speed run

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

"the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God" WHAT THE FUCK I'M DECEASED

it sure is fun being private and closed off but just once or twice i would like to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known without it being such a mortifying fucking ordeal

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

The World Health Organization is going to do what?!

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

fuck