we meet again, as predicted

pure of heart... dumb of ass.... bi of sexual....

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN' that feels bad

I wrote the original post entirely as a joke about the applicability of the "working hard or hardly working" joke towards ADHD peoples, and I won't lie, a lot of edibles were involve, but you turned it into a real post. God damn and thank you.

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

this is getting some attention again, so for all of you who are writing “i have the green couch already, can i give up now?!’ the answer is no. the green couch is a metaphor. your one job in this wild and precious life is to dream things for yourself, always: a college degree, more friends, your art in a show, that book you keep promising you’ll finally finish writing, your first trip abroad, a happy life with your loved ones, the day you wake and realise you have new wrinkles and not feeling anything but so, so proud that you have lived long enough for your body to show how far you’ve come. so no, girlie with the dark green couch, you cannot give up. it is time for the next dream