I don't know anymore

if you say anything bad about this puggo’s beautiful sweater then i will shank you

So Vulcans rarely touch anybody and Jim Kirk expects he would get a back massage from Spock IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRIDGE??

Im going to be honest, I thought decepticon ambush, but sure why not.

Gorgeous! Look at those smize eyes!

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”

don’t let the tiny wheel distract you from the fact that there’s a chain across the passenger side seat, which I’m gonna assume is the seatbelt.

this is so pure