the sun will shine on us again

i just never want to see elon musk happy

i think he should be torn apart by lions.

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

here’s your sign to do something spontaneous

*combusts*

that’s one way to do it

First guy to sell hotcakes was probably like hooooly shit these things are selling like themselves

naruto’s silence on abortion is deafening

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point