CALVIN lives here

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

I cant believe this is actually john mulaney and not a parody blog created for the sole purpose of making this shitpost

fun fact: in Brazil poc is a term for queer (it’s not an acronym it’s just said like that) and to this day i still get confused when i read posts in english with that term

I love this

my brother and i openly sobbed for 15+ minutes watching this in theaters and then i showed this to my parents and they cried all throughout the animation as well..i literally cannot wait to see what domee shi has in store for us and i implore yall to do yourselves a favor by watching this

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

*forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you?

* 5 wolves make their presence known with a piercing how before joining in the circle. They clutter together, and take the form of a human with a iced coffee* ‘sup.

*emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen to take out the garbage* uh.. uhhh.. m-my boss said y'all aren’t allowed to hang out back here…