saw au where the bathroom is actually attached to the paddys pub building (from its always sunny), and then charlie becomes kramer's apprentice
[Dee and Dennis sit at the bar drinking. Mac busts in.]
Mac: Guys, guys, guys, I've got news, I've got terrible news!
[He doesn't say anything– he's obviously waiting for a reaction. The Gang stares at him blankly.]
Dennis (finally giving in): What's the news?
Mac: Our neighbor... is Jigsaw.
Dee: That sweet old man? And his kids?
Mac: Yeah! They're Jigsaw! (He rolls his eyes) Okay, look, I didn't want to believe it either, but I was walking by their door and I heard screaming.
Dee (weakly): That doesn't mean anything, this is a bad... bad part of town.
Dennis: Shut up, Dee. Mac, continue.
Mac: So I heard screaming, right, and I peeked in, and they were torturing this dude on like, this giant stretching trap!
Dennis: Alright, he's Jigsaw.
[They all sit in silence.]
Mac: At least we haven't been trapped.
Dennis: Well, that's because we haven't done anything wrong, Mac.
Dee: Can I just say, it's a little weird we haven't gotten trapped?
Dennis: I'm glad you said that, because I'm incredibly offended we haven't gotten trapped yet.
Mac: We're trappable! We're so trappable!
Dennis: You know, this is an easily solvable problem. Let's just go next door and sort this out. I'm sure they're reasonable people.
[TITLE CARD: "The Gang Gets Saw Trapped"]
As the episode goes on, Mac, Dee, and Dennis get more and more obsessed with being put in a saw trap for the bragging rights, to the annoyance of John and the apprentices. Mac keeps bringing up the fact that he's gay, to which John clumsily tries to reassure him that they don't trap people for being gay. This continues until John gets so fed up that he sticks them in a spare trap he has lying around, and the three quickly realize that being saw trapped is not as glamorous as they thought it was. Hope seems to be running out, when Charlie and Frank come by to return a reverse bear trap. It is revealed that Charlie borrows traps all the time to catch vermin, and Frank was John's business associate back in the day. John lets them go because of this connection, and Mac, Dee, and Dennis immediately lord their saw trap experience over Charlie and Frank. The episode ends with John, the apprentices, and the Gang drinking beers in folding chairs as they watch someone try to escape a trap, and cheering.
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