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me: [remembers I've been sleep deprived for about 4 years]

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me: why do I look so dead?
me: [remembers I've been sleep deprived for about 4 years]

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Mammon's such a fascinating character because canonically:
*good at solving complex mathematical problems in his head in a matter of seconds*
*understands people, their emotions and how they'd react to specific situations and uses that knowledge to manipulate them and get what he wants (whether that's some physical object or a certain reaction from them or just for them to calm down)*
*when there's no other choice at all, he steps up and effectively takes charge*
*a good teacher and seems to have a good balanced mix between being strict, encouraging and helpful*
*whenever Lucifer wants a job done well (no matter what the job is), he relies on Mammon (and has done so since they were angels)*
*scams usually work, he just tends to get caught at the end*
*came up with a code on the spot to tell MC he missed them while also being a comprehensible message on its own, that fit with his 'tsundere' personality*
*constantly found ways to sneak into the human world from the Celestial Realm*
*has fast and spontaneous reactions during high stake situations where you need to move/react fast*
*enjoys playing chess*
*can multitask well*
*actual emotional intelligence*
*one of the first brothers (the second?) to realise there was something wrong with Simeon*
*has a variety of skills that range from making balloon animals to fitting in seamlessly in a corporate environment*
*extremely hardworking when there's a goal he genuinely wants that he's working towards*
*when giving it his all he tends to pick up new skills easily*
*by his younger brothers' own admittance, he can do anything, complete any task and he can do it well as long as he puts effort into it*
But also canonically:
*had no idea what the fuck rent was*
*a shit liar*
*said "what if I accidentally tell MC I'm in love with them" to MC*
*constantly failing all his classes*
*easily falls for traps/curses*
*emotional intelligence fizzles out when it comes to talking about his own problems/admitting anything about himself*
*bet and lost their new house*
*managed to trick himself into believing he'd get a prize if he won a competition that Diavolo explicitly said there was no prize for*
*came up with a plan to win the competition in a matter of seconds, easily and constantly changing it to better fit the situation at hand. a plan that worked extremely well. lost the competition because he couldn't be bothered to check the title of a book*
Mammon's a character who'll break down and teach you PhD level Mathematics without breaking a sweat and then ask you what kind of animal the Pink Panther is in the next sentence.
I love him. I want to study him under a microscope.
What makes this even better is that I'm 100% sure his brothers have managed to gaslight the entire fandom into thinking he's the biggest fucking idiot alive with just the windows screensaver bouncing around in his head and nothing else
Don't get me wrong, he's a dumbass. He probably runs face first into a glass door at least once a week. But also....I mean....c'mon
In conclusion,
If you like Mammon, you're NOT a morosexual. You're a morosexual with a competency kink. Good Day.
On a side note, all of mammon's traits are like this,
*he's greedy but here's a long list of all the times he put his friends and family before money*
*he's a jerk but here's a long list of when he's one of the kindest people and an amazing brother*
*he's possessive but here's a long list of all the times he put mc's consent and/or choices above all else*
he drives me mad.
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Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years
happy Thursday the 20th
Iâd have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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Finally, a good f**king meme
Itâs been 84 years since I saw a meme this good
You Donât Say: Media Double Standards
About Black Protesters
âWild animals burning buildings downâ
âWho acts that way towards a police officer?â
About White Looters
âYoung people danced on a flipped over carâ
âItâs so tough to lose and unfortunately the ugly side that we sometimes see in sportsâ
http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/03/1408341/-Psychologist-openly-admits-he-trains-police-officers-to-shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later S-I-G-N-A-L B-O-O-S-T
No. YOU DONâT GET TO DO THIS AND SLIP UNDER THE RADAR. Anyone whoâs seeing this, I beg you to reblog. I want as many people to see this shit as possible.
this is really true tho!!! my uncle was a cop in NY & FL and they taught him to shoot first if he had to. anytime a cop feels threatened (and they basically teach cops theyâre always threatened) they can shoot. its rlly sick psychological torture shit to help create a police state tbh
W H A T
He should be put on trial for crimes against humanity.
Iâm not even joking.
Heâs a mass murderer.
William Lewinski is quite possibly the single most disgusting american mass murderer of the 21st century and belongs in an electric chair, getting crispy fried to death and sent straight to hell for the eternity of torture that the little dog-fucker has coming to him

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THE FUCKING BOY KENNETH OMEGA CAME OUT TO HOPES AND DREAMS, THE FUCKINâ LAD.
ALSO MAYBE DRESSED UP AS KRIS FROM DELTARUNE TOO.
THE ONE WINGED ANGEL PUT ON A HELL OF A PERFORMANCE, BUT GO ACE.
I did some research and yes, toby fox did make it. Had no clue he was into wrestling, but the more you know.
toby and kenny met up around september last year at a tokyo game show
plus undertale is massive in japan, so theres a good following with him being in the biggest japanese wrestling promotion in the world.
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problems of anas starting at an actual obese weight
-your lowest weight is other peoples highest.
-people never noticing that you donât eat due to your weight.
-ACTUALLY being medically fat, not just feeling fat.
-having legitimate problems working out (knees canât handle all the weight, asthma, etc)
-âyou probably shouldnât eat that, should you?â when taking your first bite of a remotely unhealthy food in MONTHS.
-losing over 70lbs and still not be close to âthinâ.
-thinner anas looking down on you because youâre not skinny enough. (actually happened)
-thinner anas telling you to âstop starving yourselfâ or âturn back before you get sickâ when youâve actually been doing this longer than them.
-MORE SIDE EFFECTS!
-being petty and offended when people half your size call themselves fat in front of you, well knowing you weigh twice as much as them. (this is a personal problem but still)
-actually being happy to be at a NORMAL weight for once.Â
-âMY BMI IS FINALLY UNDER 25!â
-lower chances of actually hitting your ugw because your body literally canât lose more.
-LOOSE SKIN. L O T S OF IT.Â
-knowing youâve lost more than most of the fellow anas, but not being able to talk about it because your cw isnât low enough just yet.
so shoutout to all the bigger people with anorexic tendencies, because they deserve way more. because theyâve gone through this pain for so long without enough recognition. because within the ana community, theyâre often not even acknowledged. because THEY ARE VALID TOO.Â
i started at over 250lbs and hit my first plateau at 149, so i do have a right to complain, thank you very much. (iâm just over 5â˛4. just imagine.)
My SW was 177 and I was so embarrassed because I was almost classfied as obese when I started. Bigger anas are just as valid! â¤

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