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Jules of Nature
shark vs the universe
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird
pixel skylines
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.
if i look back, i am lost
@theartofmadeline
Sweet Seals For You, Always
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@jenwrites1x1
hello Tumblr I haven’t written here in a decade and I'm drunk and need to write but have nowhere to put it so I MIGHT WRITE SOMETHING HERE, but first I just needed to announce it as a prequel, you’re welcome for the warning goodnight
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if i was good at graphics i would definitely make them to advertise but all i have are my persistent posts
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Name/Alias:
Kelly
Timezone:
EST
Who are your favorite FCs to play?
I don’t know if I actually have any. I’m not going to lie and say that FCs don’t matter to me because I absolutely am shallow enough to deter or be more attracted to one character over another based on their fc; however I also can’t think of an fc that I’ve used more than once, maybe twice??
What kind of characters do you gravitate towards?
Again, I don’t have an exact answer. Whenever I join an rp it’s because whatever character I applied for was one I felt I could flesh out and bring to life in a way that I would enjoy doing. I also enjoy playing opposites within the same rp just to spice things up. I feel like sass is probably a constant, though. Gotta love a smart mouth.
What TV show are you currently watching?
I just finished rewatching Everwood (now at an appropriate age versus when it originally came out), and rerewatching That 70′s show. I’m also kind of keeping up to date on Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist, but other than that I pretty much shop around on a day to day basis.
What inspires you the most?
Real life. Real life is way too bonkers to not be able to draw from it. Granted, my mind takes real life and expands on it in an alternate universe kind of ‘what if’ type of way, but real life for sure. What a weird world.
What’s your general aesthetic?
I think my sister classified me as a preppy hippy once, and my mom said romantic. So I guess I just go for that sugar, spice, and everything nice type of vibe.
What’s your favorite color?
Red!
Include any random fact about yourself here!
I’m hella anxious so I always want to plot but have no lady balls to do so unless bravado has momentarily overtaken me. HOWEVER, I am A L W A Y S down for backstories, connections, plots, and shenanigans of ALL kinds so if you AREN’T a pipsqueak like me then please by all means hit me up. If you ARE a pipsqueak like me then I WILL SWALLOW MY PRIDE AND MAYBE HOPEFULLY DO SOMETHING TO START A FRIENDSHIP OKAY BYE xoxo
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I wanna be famous, but like how voice actors or authors are famous. I wanna be able to go to conventions and sign stuff and meet people that are way cooler than me but somehow like my work and feel famous but then drive out to Robertitos taco shop for lunch in my Nissan Cube and not have anybody recognize me as I scarf down my chicken burrito and spill hot sauce on my shirt.
black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats
the void is loud and wants chicken
being on tumblr in your mid-20s and having been here since you were a teen is like being steve harrington all the time. there’s children growing up and asking you for advice all the time. you’re exhausted. these children do and say things you do not understand. they frighten you. sometimes there are russians. your best friend is definitely a lesbian. your realize you only really talk to these kids and they ARE smarter than you. the US government is doing shitty things and kids are stepping up and fighting the monsters of this world. you’re just…eating your third scoop of ice cream.
me, in the back of the room, wearing what appears to be a curtain, drinking cough syrup straight from the bottle and talking about continuity errors in popular media
i finish the cough syrup and leave. you think i am done, but i come back with a second bottle. i start talking about hypermasculinity and its toxic effects on the film industry. i am wearing a different curtain
op is the oracle at delphi
can’t wait to hopefully not live with petty ass bitches who fucking hold toilet paper in their room instead of actually putting it in the bathroom because i guess they think they’ve bought enough toilet paper and shouldn’t be the one to restock even though the last 8 out of 10 rolls have been ones I purchased
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“telling me not all men have bad intentions doesn’t do anything to reassure me. after i walk away from you, nothing will have changed. i will still be scared to leave my house after sundown, i will still find comfort in keys resting between fingers, i will still question the intentions of every man i know, i will still wonder when i am to become a story meant to warn other people’s daughters, & i will still cry when i turn on the television to find yet another man getting away with well — what they always seem to get away with. i am not the one who has to change the way i think or the way i act. they are.”
— expectation vs. reality by Amanda Lovelace from the collection The Witch Doesn’t Burn in This One
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Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?
envelööp?
I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.
another quality post written by god or a ghost
here’s a cool thing you can do that costs $0
it’s called “not pushing diet culture onto children” and it’s 100% for free. it’s a cute idea that costs literally nothing
i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this
i was born with vape and i will die with vape
I was born with judgy
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Not to be dramatic or anything but as a lesbian what saved my life was realizing that attraction is supposed to feel good
If your attraction to men makes you viscerally uncomfortable, distressed, and feels like a fulfillment of a default obligation rather than something that produces good and exciting feelings, perhaps it isn’t attraction
“This is my child now, Human.”
