IntoMyWeb

Sam: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Clint: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding that.

Tony: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years.

Peter: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Bucky: Mental stability, my old friend!

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

you know what i love? peter parker and his parental figures :’)

i’ve been trying to post these for half an hour, who knew i needed to go incognito so tumblr would let me fucking upload this i feel like every distorted mii theme is playing in my soul all at once fuck 

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

aladdin: hello fellow kids. life on the street ages you terribly but i am totally an 18 year old boy on the streets of agrabah and not a well put together 30 something year old retail manager who bought this outfit at the gap.

Rest in peace, Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)