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Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

what is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a license

SOMEONE HAS TO STOP HIM.

him: i have a mommy kink me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy? him: yeah me: why all these damn dishes in the sink

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

Me in the am

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THIS IS IT THIS IS MY FAVOURITE