Red-Beard Kirkules

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

one thing about me is that I am going to cry

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

I checked to make sure it wasn’t AI, and I’m happy to say it’s a real bench in Zaporizhia, Ukraine!

[ID: photo of a park bench shaped like a book. The top is the spine of the book and it curves like the cover and several pages are bent. / end ID]

With out sound his lips read ‘You piece..of poo poo’

Would a fake orgasm technically be a sargasm

Now that’s a motherfucking gifset. 

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE LINE IN THE SHOW.

My tears