The Adventures of Living with Spinal Muscular Atrophy Type II
Waking up in the morning feels like rebooting an old computer that desperately needs an update.
My wheelchair is faster than your Wi-Fi, but somehow people still walk in front of it.
Every door with a heavy push button is my mortal enemy.
Why does every supposedly accessible bathroom feel like a labyrinth designed by a prankster?
Iโm basically a Jedi when it comes to using grabbers to fetch stuff from across the room.
โCan I help you?โ is code for โI donโt know what Iโm doing, but Iโm going to try anyway.โ
Doctors always say, โWow, youโre so strong,โ and Iโm like, โThanks, I do emotional bench presses daily.โ
Elevators are my best friends, but when they break, itโs betrayal at the highest level.
Airports are like Hunger Games for disabled peopleโmay the odds be ever in your favor.
People love to call me โinspiring,โ but Iโm just here trying to order tacos.
My power chair battery dying mid-outing is the adult version of a toddlerโs meltdown.
Spinal muscular atrophy sounds intense, but really itโs just a fancy way of saying my muscles ghosted me.
Iโve got a Ph.D. in adapting and a masterโs in turning awkward situations into comedy.
Finding accessible parking is like playing a very stressful game of hide and seek.
Every ramp I see is either a lifesaver or a death trapโthere is no in-between.
When people crouch down to talk to me, I feel like theyโre about to propose or tell me a secret.
Iโve perfected the art of balancing sass with charmโitโs a survival skill.
Living with SMA is like playing life on hard mode, but with an unbeatable sense of humor.
Some days are tough, but honestly, Iโve survived worseโlike Windows 95 crashing mid-paper.
Life with SMA isnโt just about surviving; itโs about thriving in the most unpredictable, ridiculous ways.
If you see me rolling, know that Iโm out here living my best life, one wheelie at a time.











