The Adventures of Living with Spinal Muscular Atrophy Type II
Waking up in the morning feels like rebooting an old computer that desperately needs an update.
My wheelchair is faster than your Wi-Fi, but somehow people still walk in front of it.
Every door with a heavy push button is my mortal enemy.
Why does every supposedly accessible bathroom feel like a labyrinth designed by a prankster?
Iβm basically a Jedi when it comes to using grabbers to fetch stuff from across the room.
βCan I help you?β is code for βI donβt know what Iβm doing, but Iβm going to try anyway.β
Doctors always say, βWow, youβre so strong,β and Iβm like, βThanks, I do emotional bench presses daily.β
Elevators are my best friends, but when they break, itβs betrayal at the highest level.
Airports are like Hunger Games for disabled peopleβmay the odds be ever in your favor.
People love to call me βinspiring,β but Iβm just here trying to order tacos.
My power chair battery dying mid-outing is the adult version of a toddlerβs meltdown.
Spinal muscular atrophy sounds intense, but really itβs just a fancy way of saying my muscles ghosted me.
Iβve got a Ph.D. in adapting and a masterβs in turning awkward situations into comedy.
Finding accessible parking is like playing a very stressful game of hide and seek.
Every ramp I see is either a lifesaver or a death trapβthere is no in-between.
When people crouch down to talk to me, I feel like theyβre about to propose or tell me a secret.
Iβve perfected the art of balancing sass with charmβitβs a survival skill.
Living with SMA is like playing life on hard mode, but with an unbeatable sense of humor.
Some days are tough, but honestly, Iβve survived worseβlike Windows 95 crashing mid-paper.
Life with SMA isnβt just about surviving; itβs about thriving in the most unpredictable, ridiculous ways.
If you see me rolling, know that Iβm out here living my best life, one wheelie at a time.















