(don’t come for me, it’s a joke)
Shiftok about Shiftblr: “shiftblr is literally the nicest community ever :) everyone there is sooo intelligent and it’s a great place to learn! <3 love them sm!!”
Shiftblr about Shiftok: “GET. THE FUCK. AWAY FROM MEASDFJFKDJSK” *chainsaw revving*
Reddit about everyone: “TikTok and Tumblr are unrealistic echo chambers for clout-chasing children. Anyway, here’s my 47-paragraph essay on how you must enter gamma-theta hypnagogic REM flux states while aligning your astral vibration node before 3:33am or you’ll collapse your wave function incorrectly—”
Amino minding its business:
✧𓆩♡𓆪༻⚝༺𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕗𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕖༺⚝༻𓆩♡𓆪✧」
Shiftwt: me shifting tonight to peg my s/o *insert reaction video*
Those weird 2000s quantum jumping blogs you find once in a blue moon: “Breathe. you are the spiral. you are the path. let your mind open like a gate to the void.”
Quantum Jumping community: “last night I saw an orange glitch out of existence in front of me and the FBI has been parked outside my house since.”
Any lucid dreaming forum: “shifting is fake y’all are just lucid dreaming. Anyway, I lucid dreamed last night for 11 days straight, had a family, felt pain, bled out, died, and it felt exactly like real life. But it was just a dream though lol.”
