adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

This is why I have Calls Day once a month

wait you might be onto something with that actually

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

Saying "ow" not because it hurts but because it seems to be the correct thing to say at the moment is such a weird human trait.

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

OGAHAGSIGf

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

This is the funniest fucking post on this site.