The Vice Admirable

On Akasha’s side because if I were stuck as a living statue forced to listen to Marius de Romanus talk on and off for nearly two thousand years while he periodically touched me and kissed me, I’d want to kill every man on earth too.

so embarrassing to like music. "yeah, these are all my favorite noises", "im gonna pay money to go to the room where they play this sound really loud", "im gonna 'buy' these noises so i can listen to them later". humiliating. literature isnt like this

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

Smacka smacka smacka

it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic

daniel molloy has spent his entire career ragebaiting and now the perfect subject, the worlds biggest crashout, is his to terrorize night after night

Portal 1 still is such an incredible game. On the one hand it's just a puzzle first person shooter that takes only a few hours to play. On the other hand you play as a mute woman with tenacity levels literally off the charts. You're a lab rat trapped in a scientific facility that's haunted by the ghost of a woman who was murdered and uploaded into the world's greatest supercomputer against her will. You're her victim/daughter/lover/killer/saviour and she's trying to murder you in increasingly bizarre ways while you navigate her empty graveyard haunted house maze. When you finally reach her, you burn her alive and she sings you a funny passive aggressive song about how you failed to actually kill her and one day she will come back to haunt you forever. And it's amazing.

might be the headonism in me but what the fuck is a dopamine addiction. you mean liking feeling good?? in the one life you get????? what are you evangelical?????????

How to explain to people that the harmful part of addiction is the harmful patterns of compulsive behavior and not the parts that feel good?

To all my mutuals whether we talk much or not I love you all

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’

an aromantic person fighting in the war on polyamory on the side of polyamory

official aromantic post

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”