Geirtýr

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

"Came back weird" this, "came back normal" that. Came back pervert about it! Girl that died in a car crash now has a folder of videos with the most horrific car crashes. Guy that died in a shooting accident have a suspicious gun stash and talks about right to bear arms too much. And Eddie... Oh boy, Eddie died 5 different ways and his fetish list is getting long.

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

i’m a fujoshi and i’m a himejoshi and im a hetjoshi i just like it when people fuck i cannot lie

We fuck wounds here sir

making the hostage situation very awkward by enthusiastically asking for the gun to be in my mouth during the ransom video

the sexiest things for a boy to be are desperate and pathetic

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

no I dont want a daddy I want an ethically grey scientist who's developing an unprofessionally and inappropriately close bond with the subject (me) despite their better judgement and the warnings of their colleagues

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

its 2013 why cant i fuck music

youre so right brother

I bet backhanding a man ur sexually attracted to feels so good

Voyeurism as an act of sexual sadism save me

I just want to watch him get absolutely beaten and I want him to be aware i'm there and not helping him