parabatai.

hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

it would be really funny if ireland just didn't lift the british travel ban after quarantine ends

update: after 4 fucking years, the horse is finally out of the hospital

all i do is listen to music and dissociate from reality

*lays on my back dramatically in the pool like I’m Ophelia*

*does a magical girl transformation sequence but at the end its just regular me with a hard hat, safety glasses, and high visibility vest*

OSHA compliant magical girl

going into construction mode in Animal Crossing

i’ve decided that life is too stressful and i’d like to retreat inside pride & prejudice (2005) dir. joe wright