The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

#and then you have people only going about how ~hot~ he is

Tooth’s feathers have this purple sheen on the lower half of her body and it’s only apparent when her knees are bent or the angle is right

this is the kind of post I’ve been waiting for.

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

Wait, people are mad that it's blurry? Isn't that black hole in another galaxy????

Physicists, Astronomers, and Engineers: Spend over a decade organizing the worlds telescopes to trail a new implement that will allow us to see celestial bodies in previously unimaginable detail culminating in the first picture of a black hole.

also didnt all the radio telescopes combined information create the equivalent clarity of an earth-sized telescope or something??

sorry what

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

Let kids use outdated memes. Let kids use “XD” and “X3” Let kids use those “anime smilie” things Let kids say “rawr” or “swag”. Let kids make self insert OC Let kids ship OCxCanon Let kids like the thing you find “bad/cringey” (FNAF, Undertale, warriors, etc)

You either support all of this or you support none of it.

new and cool tumblr challenge let children be children!! 

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

HEY ARTISTS!