it be like that sometimes

what if blorbo from my shows had disrespectful fucknasty sex

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

happy fathers day

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

if you washed any clothes recently this is a friendly reminder to put them on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then

I almost said “this is knocking me up” to something that Amused me. I really dont know what i was even trying to say

That was pretty funny. Im pregnant, with laughter. Can you say that again?

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