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some people in the tags are really proving the point here

dont care that i’m proving the point you SHOULD kill yourself

I dont like the fact that my mother owns some of those dolls....

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

blisters are cool because your body’s giving you both a snack and a drink at the same time

umm sorry op but what the hell does this mean

Calm down jojo

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

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I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

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