real life judas iscariot

Jesus had to go through the worst sufferings for humanity to be forgiven, that's why he first had to go through a gay situationship and get killed for it

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

rip judas iscariot you would have loved to regulate your nervous system

jesus might not have died if judas had gotten oxezepam and a nice cup of warm tea im just saying

how controversial is it of my to say my favorite song in all of jcs is pilate and christ. and i honestly really don’t like the temple

I am so glad that the word blorbos exists now. It’s so much more evocative and accurate than “comfort character”. Like, they’re different things. He doesn’t bring me comfort, he makes my hands itchy and I want to polish him with pledge. I want to put him in a Pringles tube and shake him. I want to brush his hair and put little shoes on him like a Bratz doll. That’s a blorbo.

evil jesus be like: kill yourselves