The Musings of Jordan Collens

When you finally find your makeup idol's blog... A whole damn year after the fact.

😂😂😂

“how far have you walked for men who’ve never held your feet in their laps? how often have you bartered with bone, only to sell yourself short? why do you find the unavailable so alluring? where did it begin? what went wrong? and who made you feel so worthless? if they wanted you, wouldn’t they have chosen you? all this time, you were begging for love silently, thinking they couldn’t hear you, but they smelt it on you, you must have known that they could taste the desperate on your skin? and what about the others that would do anything for you, why did you make them love you until you could not stand it? how are you both of these women, both flighty and needful? where did you learn this, to want what does not want you? where did you learn this, to leave those that want to stay?”

IF YOU AINT SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE HES DRIVING THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Getting home safely

Lmfaooooo

EVERYONE WATCH THIS TO THE VERY END. I. AM. CRYING

@marissarei I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING AND MY MOM IS YELLING AT ME TO STOP LMFAO

WAKANDA

I’m sorry this was so cute I started yelling. My neighbors are scared

He was Bucky with the good hair. 😉

Either way, on sight.

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I wanna b on this list someday

Snatch my edges! YASSSSSSSSSSSS

whew!