Hey I'm Jazzy and I Try To Keep Things Interesting

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

All rapists can die. All the creeps who sexually assault people can literally drop dead.

That won’t fix the problem.

Girl what… that’ll literally solve the problem lmaoo

Date someone who fucking respects you

Oh my fucking GOD

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

@since-the-900s

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

This is dope

like i love pomegranates but eating them is such an ordeal. ya gotta like. clear your schedule. gotta make it an Event. tomorrow at 2:00 pm im gonna eat this pomegranate. it ain’t just on the fly.

How she switched that dialect back and forth tho 😍

I heard about 4 different people and loved every one of them

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

I can’t wait to watch this! <3

I am in tears holy SHIT this is so sweet and good and cute and it is so nice to see this on my feed cuz everything has been kinda shitty but this… This is sweet. 

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

Somebody ain’t making it off that train