Blog For DSMP Clips

disclaimer: this is very informal thing that i'm just doing casually so if this gets a lot of attention pls be patient with me lol - also while i'll take requests for any dsmp member i am mostly a benchtrio/tubbo main so the clips i post without requests will probably mostly be them. but again you can request anything so i don't think that'll matter too much?

please ignore my assistive touch button - when i remember i'll try and turn it off but sometimes i forget. it's usually in the corner out of the way so it shouldn't get in the way of anything

i will be taking requests but only if you can provide me an easy way to find the vod - this means: title/link/major event/ or day if it was recent (would prefer that you don't give a date bc timezones are wack - "thursday a week ago" or something would be easier/better for me but dates are fine if u need to)

also please provide a rough timestamp if you can. i'll accept anything within an hour - the rougher it is the more description of what the scenery is like would help so i can skim through to it easily. however if it's a short stream (2-3hrs) "towards the end/start/middle" would be fine - just again scenery description to the best of ur ability would be good. i'll also accept sent clips if you just want me to transcribe them

Video Description: This clip was taken from Quackity's VOD "Quackity Confronts Wilbur and George". Timestamp is 50:48. Quackity and Wilbur are speaking on a hill outside of L'manberg.

Start Transcript:

Quackity: What has made you do everything you've done up to this point?

Wilbur: That's a- That's a big question. Uhm, I guess it's just protection for my people. (Looks at L'manberg.) I mean, I- I just want to see them thrive, and I want to see them safe.

Quackity: Mmm.

Video Description: This clip was taken from Tommy’s VOD “ jschlatt gets unbanned from the Dream SMP”. Timestamp is 40:39. Tommy, Wilbur, and Quackity are all speaking on top of the podium in L’manberg. 

Quackity: (in reference to George) He’s gonna show up at some point. 

Wilbur: (interjecting) Big Q, Big Q, I think- I think you’re hot, and- and cute, and gorgeous. 

Quackity: (Quickly presses his face against Wilbur’s before backing away.)

Wilbur: (Takes a step back.)

Tommy: Wilbur, what would- (cuts himself off) Pokimane would be very displeased if she heard you 

Wilbur: (talking over Tommy while laughing) Was that a kiss? 

Quackity: (Laughs) Oh, I- (stammers) I don’t know, I just- 

Tommy: Hey, Big Q, Big Q, do you know about Wilbur and Pokimane? 

Wilbur: (Shouting over them) Stop bringing up Pokimane, Tommy! 

Video Description: This clip is from Wilbur’s VOD “Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President”. Timestamp is 34:35. Wilbur is walking through the main part of the SMP. He is speaking quietly to himself. 

Wilbur: He’s a good kid. He’s gonna be okay. (exhale) He’s gonna be okay. You’ve done a good thing. He’ll remember you. He’ll remember you for this. He won’t remember you for what you did. He’ll remember you for...what you did here.

Video Description: This clip was taken from Wilbur’s VOD “Dream SMP: Bust”. Timestamp is 09:23. Wilbur is in Phil’s house talking to Phil. 

Wilbur: And I was. I was good for a while. I was. I don’t deserve these. (He starts throwing the bottle of honey and cookies back at Phil.) I don’t deserve- you take these. I don’t deserve them. I-

Phil: (cutting him off) No, no, no, no, take them. Please- Please take them. Please, please. (He starts throwing the honey and cookies back.)

Wilbur: (interjecting) Phil- 

Phil: You need to eat, you need to eat. 

Wilbur: I don’t- (pause) I’m starting to feel like I’m at my peak, Phil.

Video Description: This clip is taken from Wilbur’s VOD “[DreamSMP] First Time Ghostbur Live”. Timestamp is 15:39. Ghostbur is walking through the ruins of L’manberg and talking to Phil. 

Start transcript: 

Ghostbur: I...I sowed the seeds of peace, and yet I’m the one who pays for war. (Sniffles) I know I’m forgetful, I know I’m an amnesiac, and I know (voice breaks) I’m the comic relief in all of your stories, but I still feel this. (puts face in hands) I still feel things, (sniffles) and I try my best to make sure no one else feels it. 

Video Description: This clip is taken from Wilbur’s VOD “[DreamSMP] the election results”. Timestamp is 1:13:51. Tommy and Technoblade are standing at the entrance to Pogtopia. Wilbur is running up to them. 

Start transcript:

Technoblade: There’s a name back there—Hey, Wilbur.

Wilbur: (overlapping) I told you, man, we can’t trust anyone. We can’t trust anyone. 

Tommy: Yeah, but, we didn’t—we didn’t have to murder (pause) anyone. 

Wilbur: (sternly) Tommy. We can’t trust anyone. (zooms in on Technoblade) Alright? 

Video description: this clip is taken from Tubbo's "Tubbo Gives Dream Tommy's Disc" vod. Timestamp is: 1:23:25-1:24:25. Tubbo and Quackity are talking outside of Eret's barracks with other dsmp members in the background in another vc.

Start transcript:

Quackity: They keep betraying you, Tubbo. I'm- I- I made that hitlist for Dream. And- and now he- now he did everything- he did it- agh.

Tubbo: Hm.

Quackity: Tubbo, I don't- I don't want this to keep happening to you.

Tubbo: (overlapping) What do you suggest, then?

Quackity: (overlapping) I don't want this to keep happening to you.

(pause)

Quackity: (overlapping) Tubbo, we ha- (distressed laugh) I don't know you- (distressed laugh) you gotta put your foot down!

Tubbo: (overlapping) Where do you wanna do this?

Quackity: (yelling) I want- I want to execute Ranboo! I had goo- I had no good feelings about him-

Tubbo: (yelling) This is just- this is just going to be history repeating itself!

(Tubbo starts walking towards Quackity, backing him into a wall as his speech progresses)

Tubbo: He decorated the festival! He will be murdered… (Tubbo points back in the direction of L'Manburg) in his own decorations! Does that not sound familiar? Does that maybe sound like- a little bit like maybe that's happened before? Can- can you- I don't know- I don't know if it's just me that remembers that! Do you realise that that maybe- maybe has happened under- under someone else's administration? Someone who we swore to never be like. Do you maybe- maybe, you know- you know, the fact that- you know look, why don't we blow him up with a rocket launcher! Maybe that will, you know, get the cogs moving in your head a little bit! (Tubbo turns to look at Ranboo briefly) If you execute Ranboo, Big Q… that will be Bi- that will be treason.

Video Description: This clip is taken from Wilbur’s VOD “[DreamSMP] The Election Campaign Part 1″. Timestamp is 39:07. Wilbur and Tommy are in one of the smaller rooms in the courthouse, speaking. 

Start transcript: 

Wilbur: It’s fine, it’s fine, they’re trying to psych me out-

Tommy: Wilbur, I think on the whole, we should stay away from...murdering the opposition, because we-

Wilbur: (cuts him off) I didn’t murder the opposition, he tripped. 

Tommy: Wilbur, I-I—Wilbur, listen, it’s just...you can be straight with me, I watched you just...just punch him off.

Wilbur: No, no, he tripped. He tripped. 

Tommy: Wilbur, we’ve got to be honest with each other. 

Wilbur: (looks at him) What are we fighting-

Tommy: (overlapping) Did he trip? Did he trip, or did he not? 

Wilbur: He...okay, he may have—I may have helped him trip. I may have helped him trip. Look, Tommy, what are we, what are we- 

Video description: This clip is taken from Foolish's ‘Foolish Gamers Dream smp lore — Las Nevadas (Ft. Quackity)’ vod (time stamp: 32:39). He's talking to Quackity and they're in Las Nevadas near the wedding area. Quackity's voice is serious.

Start transcript:

Quackity: Just know that… Just know that… You don't know me. (Pause) You don't know who I am - You might've gotten some first impressions, or anything, but… I take care of those who take care of me. Why do you think I have no one around? Put two and two together Foolish.

(Quackity walks off, his next dialogue sounding more upbeat.)

Quackity: Anyways-

“i take care of those who take care of me. why do you think that i have no one around? put two and two together, foolish.”

i’ll try and think of some more and send em in when i do :D

hi! thank you for the clip request ^_^ sorry it's taken a while, i was going to try and do a bunch of transcribing all at once but i don't have any other clips in the queue and realised that i wouldn't be able to do that sorta thing for another couple of days anyway so may as well post yours now - it's currently in the queue and will be posted when more people are awake