My Corner of Nonsense

(Looks at ever increasing list)

I do it with series. (All of which contain at least 2+ ships.)

Lucifer frowned at the out of place patch of dust in the middle of the lush, grassy meadow. It was very much marring the beauty of the Eden Project. "Someone should clear this up…" He muttered. The young Angel lifted a hand to just do that when he suddenly felt the presence of an Elder.

"Oh, Lucifer!" Sera called out from above, "There you are!" She granted him a warm smile as she landed next him. "You arrived much earlier than expected."

"Um, yeah, I did," Lucifer said, awkwardly. "I haven't been kept in the loop about the Eden Project, so I was curious to finally see what you had to share."

"Of course, of course," Sera nodded. "Now, what do you think of the Crown Jewels of Eden? I'm sure they made quite the first impression on you."

Lucifer glanced around around the meadow and saw nothing in particular that stood out, besides the dust pile. "Well, l-"

"They've been so excited to meet you ever since I started telling them stories about the Morningstar."

Lucifer blushed, flattered that the Seraphim spoke well of him, but… "They, Sera?"

"Adam and Lilith, of course." Sera bent down and grazed her fingers over the surface of the dust patch. As they passed through, short and delicate tendrils of dust curled themselves over her fingertips. Lucifer could hear the sounds of an infant cooing and another giggling.

Lucifer gasped, "Sera-?!"

But Sera paid no mind to Lucifer's astonishment, and created tiny harmless sparks of light for the infant humans to bat their tendrils at. "So curious and so full of wonder. When they're ready, they'll be magnificent."

Lucifer was left in charge of the dust patch today. It was the reason why he had been told of humans' existence before the majority of Heaven. The Elders found him to be very responsible, even if he was a little "out there" in the creativity department. They trusted him to safely interact with the humans in this vulnerable state.

Nevermind the fact that he nearly killed them the moment he saw them.

He still felt bad about that. Especially when it turned out the humans were much more interesting than ordinary dust. It was why Lucifer came up with the idea to give them toys. He'd waited for all the other Angels to leave before giving the gifts, of course. Knowing the Elders, at least one would have stopped him in fear of "tainting" the infants with his "odd" ideas.

They would've worried over nothing. Adam and Lilith were fine and they loved the gifts.

One set of tendrils eagerly shook the rattle in their grasp while squealing excitedly. Lucifer could even hear a pattern emerging in the timing of shakes the longer the infant played with the toy. The other set was examining the Angel doll, the tendrils tugging at its clothing and faux hair. The little one seemed to be enjoying the different textures of the doll.

Lucifer just wished he could tell who was who.

The humans had kept their dust mixed together until they received the toys, and Sera hadn't deigned to tell him how to differentiate the two. Though he supposed it didn't matter too much at the moment. Adam and Lilith were both happy and that was most important.

Soon enough, the infants tuckered themselves out and couldn't bring themselves to play anymore. Lucifer tried to put away the toys, but the tightening of tendrils and the sound of angry whines put a quick stop to that. To calm them back down, Lucifer sung lullabies of dark oceans and bright stars. Soon enough the little ones were slumbering, each child still refusing to their respective toy go. Lucifer found himself chuckling at the sight.

Maybe after their nap he'll put them in a bucket and take them on a sightseeing trip around the rest of Eden. Yes, that was wonderful idea… They shouldn't be contained to just their dust patch. They should be experiencing the most out of life!

Lucifer frowned at the out of place patch of dust in the middle of the lush, grassy meadow. It was very much marring the beauty of the Eden Project. "Someone should clear this up…" He muttered. The young Angel lifted a hand to just do that when he suddenly felt the presence of an Elder.

"Oh, Lucifer!" Sera called out from above, "There you are!" She granted him a warm smile as she landed next him. "You arrived much earlier than expected."

"Um, yeah, I did," Lucifer said, awkwardly. "I haven't been kept in the loop about the Eden Project, so I was curious to finally see what you had to share."

"Of course, of course," Sera nodded. "Now, what do you think of the Crown Jewels of Eden? I'm sure they made quite the first impression on you."

Lucifer glanced around around the meadow and saw nothing in particular that stood out, besides the dust pile. "Well, l-"

"They've been so excited to meet you ever since I started telling them stories about the Morningstar."

Lucifer blushed, flattered that the Seraphim spoke well of him, but… "They, Sera?"

"Adam and Lilith, of course." Sera bent down and grazed her fingers over the surface of the dust patch. As they passed through, short and delicate tendrils of dust curled themselves over her fingertips. Lucifer could hear the sounds of an infant cooing and another giggling.

Lucifer gasped, "Sera-?!"

But Sera paid no mind to Lucifer's astonishment, and created tiny harmless sparks of light for the infant humans to bat their tendrils at. "So curious and so full of wonder. When they're ready, they'll be magnificent."

+ Sandman =

Like, Loki trying to seduce Destiny as a challenge because he's probably the most "unseduce-able" being in the universe, then finding out he's actually kinda cool?? Destiny being sort of oblivious, sort of annoyed because he already knew this was coming and he was dreading it, yet in the end it's not as bad as he expected?? Loki even brings him interesting stationary from other dimensions and just throws it in his general direction because they (mischief royalty is always non-binary, of course) refuse to acknowledge that they have real feelings for Destiny?

Destiny secretly smirking. SMIRKING. when no-one's watching as he reads Loki's adventures in His Book™

Loki becoming totally feral when defending Destiny?

Did your post just break my mind?? Possibly. You tell me.

And like any good trickster worth his salt, Loki would HATE the idea of preordained fate. Especially his. He's a creature of chaos and change after all. Unnlllessss he could work it to his advantage. Obviously the chances of getting Destiny to do that are 0000.01%. But no one tell Loki that.

Hey @zigzag-wanderer, want to get onboard with Lokius 2.0. That old man just trying to do his job (but secretly loving it) and his trickstertwink seeing how much he can poke him till he breaks (in a loving way… Eventually.) 

Odysseus:.... Are you okay?

Hermes: I'm just saying, darling... You definitely shouldn't open this bag *wink* *wink* *wink*