Welcome to the Dump

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Every time i post i gotta make sure ive not accidentally added a photo of my house with my address and full legal name and bank details

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

*Google searches "thank you meaning" before saying "thank you" just in case I've been mistaken about it this whole time*

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

very neutral feelings towards the people who experienced the real vampire lestat concert btw. i don't feel an ounce of jealousy or malice. refreshing twitter and seeing new videos of sam reid slutting himself out on stage in-character does nothing for me. don't let the tension in my jaw fool you i don't even wanna kill myself about it

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third