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“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.”

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.” 

Holiday Giveaway!

Hi Tumblr. I’m doing a fun little giveaway and I hope you’ll participate. Here are all the details you need and even some that you don’t need:

Who even are you?

I’m Shane! I’m the person who looks a pterodactyl that’s been run over by a dump truck, sitting in the wheelchair in the picture above. I’m an author, nonprofit executive, award-winning boyfriend, and my body doesn’t work for shit. I live with a disease called Spinal Muscular Atrophy.

Whose magnificent legs are those?

Those legs belong to my girlfriend, Hannah. Unlike mine, her legs work exceptionally well. Much of the content I write involves our relationship. For instance, what is it like to have naked sexy time with the person who just held you on the toilet while you had diarrhea? These are the hard-hitting issues I like to explore in my work.

What are you giving away?

The winner of this giveaway will receive a $100 Amazon Gift Card. That’s enough to buy FOUR Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detectors or FOURTEEN Digital Meat Thermometers.

How do I enter?

The rules are very simple. All you need to do is:

   1. Reblog this post.    2. Follow me on Instagram. My username is @shaneburcaw

That’s it! The winner will be randomly selected on 12/16. Once I reach out to you and verify that you’re not a robot and that you followed me, I’ll send you your gift card right away.

Why are you doing this?

I’m in a race against time to achieve 100,000 followers on Instagram. The doctors say I just might walk some day if I can reach that number.

Will I regret following you on Instagram?