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lain disconnected used to be my life. I even met my first gf on there and we stayed together for 7 years.

white americans literally collect marginalized identities like infinity stones and think once they have enough they can snap and stop being white americans

the cultural shift of how we all perceive tumblr fascinates me so much. it went from ‘home where all my best friends hang out’ to ‘horrible awful hellsite i hate it so much’ to ‘mess that’s shoddily taped together yet somehow the most bearable social network left’

SURVIVED ALL THAT RAW SEX JUS TO DIE FROM UNPROTECTED HANDSHAKES

this post is still hilarious 

Well I got cancer and almost died from just kissing someone. (She gave me kissing disease which developed into stage 4 lymph node cancer)  

we’re 3 years out from personalized brands threatening to commit suicide if you dont buy their products