JayUnderscore

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

This is really the post I was looking for

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

My cat is touched-starved and demanding because everyone else but me is unwilling to pet her. They are unwilling to pet her because she is a bad person who loves crime and hurting people. She doesn’t understand how these things are connected and so I must bear the full load of both her affection and her bloodthirsty violence.

god wallace pokemon was always gay but they really amped it up in the remakes huh

he’s gay that’s how

power of gaye

yeah!

“you lurk bc u care” no bitch it’s bc im nosey

if ur a terf unfollow me and know that i hate you

It’s fine if you hate someone for what they believe, but maybe don’t just flat-out say it? You could phrase it like ‘if ur a terf unfollow me and never speak to me again’ or something without the hateful shaming. I know it’s too late for this post but maybe in the future? :)

i do hate you though, and you should feel ashamed :)

Are you implying the velvet room and the eric andre set aren’t the same place

Eric puts his foot through his desk. Hannibal eats a cabbage. You fuse Dionysus.

never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again

You never peeled a furby?