A little bit of everything

tilejob from a girl with huge mahjongs

"just retrace your steps" I have adhd. as far as my memory is concerned i teleported here

outhouse activities of waving your arms around every now and then to keep the motion sensor light on in this dark little shed of a bathroom

It used to be outhouse activities of find the step then the small light and touch the spiderwebs 💀 We have stepped into the modern times 🕯️

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

Aragorn n Legolas r so funny to me bc people who don’t know lotr well see gruff manly ranger and elegant princely elf but they don’t know what i know. they don’t know that Aragorn is the long haired sensitive softboy writing sad poetry on his livejournal about not being able to show his girlfriend the awesome new song he wrote for her on his guitar meanwhile Legolas is doing backwards kickflips over gimli at the skate park bc gimli double dog dared him then he and gimli climb the tree at Aragorn’s house n yell at him through the window to come play halo

i wanna thénk my määäāāam,,, and my daaæd

Really badly need fic of ART in a human-form bot body (in some situation where there's reduced feed capacity so it can't just ride along with MB) and hanging off of MB physically the way it always does in the feed and neither of them really notice or think it's remarkable because like. Duh. They're always huddled up next to each other. But their humans are losing their minds because what do you MEAN ART-bot is just shoving into MB's space like that and it doesn't care at all. At some point Ratthi is like wow you two seem like youve gotten so much closer since that whole debacle with the target planet! And MB just stares at him blankly like what do you mean. ART ignoring my personal space so it can watch what I'm doing is normal. And so Ratthi just has to sit there vibrating and not saying anything while ART-bot physically drags MB around by the arm and MB inexplicably allows this to happen.

Perihelion and Murderbot are never getting married, Peri is gonna list Murderbot as a vital systems component in its operational files and Murderbot is gonna have its memory archives backed up in Peris servers.