Jae_the_adventurer

okay, who had "mbmbam changes intro theme after lead singer tweets about refusing to help his hungry 9 year old open a can of beans" in your 2021 bingo card??

sea slug saturday lets go

sea slug sunday lets go

sea slug smonday lets go

sea slug stuesday let’s go

sea slug swednesday lets go

sea slug sthursday lets go

sea slug sfriday let's go

My bf told me that I laugh almost every night in my sleep and I also slap him and deliver swift kicks regularly. Apparently I also put my fingers in his mouth but honey that’s all part of the package ❤️

Objection your honor: when in REM you are paralyzed unless you have a sleeping disorder

Maybe that’s how it works for you but I’m different

Some of you use punk as an excuse to be a dick, and it shows

I saw a guy with like a foot tall mohawk pull over to help someone with car troubles and literally thought “nothing is more punk than helping people” because of this post. Fuck yeah.

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.