Naruto Imagines :3

Obito:

Obito’s not the best with expressing his feelings. When he’s jealous, he probably retreats into himself. Bottles up his emotions and tries to move on. He’ll try to just barrel through everything, but he’ll run into a wall sooner or later. Drowning himself in work only does so much.

When he finally admits to himself that he’s getting nowhere and needs to do something besides barreling into the wall of his feelings over and over and over again, Obito goes about it one of two ways

1) He has a carefully formulated, completely foolproof plan to deal with his emotions. He will go about his life as normal, but pay special attention to his s/o’s interactions with everyone else. Maybe he’ll tail them. Maybe watch from a tree as they shop. This only ends up exacerbating the problem, as Obito reads too much into every tiny detail and springboards to any and all possible conclusions. He just becomes more and more frustrated. He learned ninja methods from Madara, not healthy coping mechanisms.

2) Obito just charges in with a half-baked idea of what he’s about to do. It’s a plan, sure, he just hasn’t worked out some of the details yet. Or maybe any. It’s a work in progress. He just doesn’t have the time or the cool, calculated state of mind he needs right now. Logically, the next step is to find his s/o and, once again, springboard to conclusions. Snippets of casual conversations. The end of a friendly hug. An affectionate chuckle. Small things, just enough for him to work himself up.

Obito eventually confronts his s/o about it. He has a whole list of dreamed up fears built from harmless interactions, and his s/o has some work cut out for them. Obito’s afraid, and that fear feeds paranoia that bleeds into his thoughts. It takes some time, but Obito’s s/o can conclusively prove to him that no, they’re not going to leave, yes, his fears are unfounded, and that the two of them can work through Obito’s jealousy together.

Kakashi:

Kakashi is like, super subtle but also super NOT subtle with his jealousy, ya know? Probably dodges the question if asked outright about it, but makes it very clear that something is wrong and he is not entirely happy about it. Just nonverbally.

He’ll pout a fair amount, but since his face is kind of covered by a mask (just a little bit) it’s not very obvious except to people who know him very well. When the pouting doesn’t work, Kakashi resorts to sulking. It’s a lot more noticeable than the pouting, but his normal lackadaisical attitude and laid back personality don’t help matters. An unobservant s/o might barely notice anything out of the ordinary. He’s still just chilling on the couch.

One method that is certainly more obvious than pouting or sulking is the “back off” stage of Kakashi’s jealousy. When he feels that he really needs to get involved, or he just really cannot stand things, he’ll get involved. An arm slung pointedly around his s/o around certain people, convenient “we gotta go”s, and a few pointed glares get his point across quite well.

A/N: Thank u for the nice words darling <3

Madara

Oh, he’s into it. Not like he’d admit that to anyone.

His reaction strongly depends on how he finds out. Like, if he has to find out because someone else told him, he won’t like that at all. Because that means someone else got to see them, right? And he doesn’t like that at all. Madara can be very possessive and especially a stripper s/o would be something he won’t like at all. He’s gonna have a fight about it with you, and at first he’ll definitely want you to stop. He doesn’t want other people seeing you like this and he doesn’t really want people to know his s/o does that kinda work? He’s a bit of a dick :///

It’s easier if you tell him - this is, of course, if he doesn’t already know bc he saw you himself XD - because he’ll feel like you trust him more and he’ll still bitch about it but!! He’ll get over it a lot quicker if you’re honest with him.

Either way, he’d very much prefer it if he were the only person to ever see you dance like that. Because he does enjoy the sight of it very much and he’ll often ask you to perform for him.

We all know that Madara isn’t one to play by the books and essentially, he doesn’t care what other people think of him. So eventually he’ll be cool about it. He won’t allow anyone to say anything negative about it, if they should find out, and he’ll make sure nobody ever gets a chance to hurt you, but if it’s something you really enjoy, he’ll let you do what you wanna do. It still irks him, thinking that other people will see what he sees but like. Get over it already, Madara!

But yeah. Seeing you dance for him is the best way to bring him to his knees. Just seeing you move so elegantly and giving him that sexy look - he freaking digs that.

9/10 times you end up bouncing on his lap just saying

Hashirama

A mix of emotions for that guy. He’s flustered, kinda excited, worried about you and not sure how to really respond. Don’t make him figure it out on his own/let other people tell him pls. He feels so betrayed and sad when his s/o keeps big parts of their lives to themselves ok. Like if that’s your job or a big hobby, he really wants to know. 

He’ll shower you in questions. How did you get into it? When? What makes it so interesting for you? Can you dance other things as well? Will you dance for him, too?

Honestly, erotic dances where you keep your clothes on don’t bother him much. He’s still nervous about it and would rather not have many people know about it, but he respects your decisions and would never try and force you to do anything.

If you’re willing to dance for him hoooo he’ll freak out. He’ll love it so much. He’ll sit in the chair or on the bed or whatever, excited like a child and unable to keep his hands off of you for more than two minutes at a time. It def ends in sexy times.

…. I can see him asking you if you can teach him. Even if it’s just in a playful, not so serious way, he might try and get you to show him how to dance. If you’re up for it, it could be a very fun (although perhaps not very sexy XD) time!

Tobirama

asdfghjkl oh boy

oh boy oh boy

he’s a prude okay. like, no offence to anyone who dances/strips or something, but this boy is just… he’s mind-blown when you tell him. And he definitely argues with you. HE took months to see u naked for the first time ok and it doesn’t feel right to him that others could see you in underwear or something. god, he’s difficult XD

Like with Madara, it would be WAY more horrible to have someone else point this out to him. Because he entrusts everything to you - and he expects the same thing in return. And not telling him would make him feel as though you KNOW you’re doing something “wrong” (which u aren’t, but he’ll think that way at first i’m so sorry) and why would you do it if you thought it was wrong, right? ugh. it might not even be a big fight tbh he’ll just tell you “stop doing that!” and hope it’s enough

It’s not even bc he’s possessive - he is but usually he tries his best not to let it show - but he just thinks you should show yourself from your best sides and he doesn’t want anyone talking about you tbh

You gotta give him some time to come to terms with that. He has no problem with you dancing or following your own paths - he respects you a lot more than most people give him credit for but? erotic dancing? Really? Can’t you chose something that’s more innocent? 

And don’t think he forgets about it. He’ll constantly roll the idea over in his mind and try to find a conclusion you’re both happy with.

It gets better with time, really, but he’ll never stop hoping you quit/go over to different types of dancing

Probably gets way too flustered by the idea of you dancing for him, also he’ll lowkey think you’re just doing it to persuade him and he’ll be Grumpy™.

u should still do it bc seeing his reaction would be the best thing ever omfg

Itachi

Probably goes “Wow. Really?” at least three times when you tell him

Truthfully, Itachi isn’t one who thinks about strippers or erotic dancers a lot XD so yeah he’ll be very surprised to hear you’re doing this. He’ll probably be a lot less dramatic about it than madara or tobirama. and he’s not one who cares much for what anybody says. chose ur own path, ya know?

He’ll just be surprised and kinda stunned but he won’t try ANYTHING to make you feel bad about it or smth. Asks a lot of questions as long as you’re comfortable with them. 

Got that nerd suggests he can come along and look after you in case someone gets a little too hands-on

Although, the actual idea of watching you uhm.. flusters him. You won’t notice it much on him but yes, the thought affects him lmao

You dancing for him would be too much for him. Like, he’d sit there, all frozen and nervous and wouldn’t know what to do with himself.

A/N: hooo look at us, posting again after 50 years XDD We’re really sorry - but Joy’s way too busy with school rn and Jay’s hit a bit of a creative block for the past few weeks… trying to get back into things, though!! Hope you enjoy these headcanons!

Thanks for requesting them sweetie ;)

Tobirama

Tobirama is generally an intense lover. I wouldn’t describe him as rough because he barely ever intents for it to be rough. But he’s strong and tall and he only ever has sex with an s/o he truly trusts and wants to spend his life with, so yeah. It’s intense. Also, he’s got a big dick ok? Don’t look at me like that it’s not my fault

Angry sex isn’t something that’ll happen a lot - neither is make-up sex. That’s because Tobirama is very self-aware most of the time and he promised himself to never let his frustrations out on you - you’re the only person who could take it and that’s why he thinks you should never be exposed to it. So whenever he feels like he’s getting too aggressive, he’ll try and tone it down. But when it happens, it’s because he snapped too quickly, you two were too hot-headed and usually, it only happens when you have a fight about jealousy or you accusing him of not spending enough time with you.

He’s loves throwing your legs over his shoulder and nearly folding you in half when he goes at it and it’s usually the position he goes for when you’re both mad. It’s rough and you’ll both be sore afterwards but at least you two can TALK once you two lay in bed together.

If you’ve been apart for a while, Tobirama wil typically try and be sweeter to you. Again, sex isn’t the first thing on his mind. He firmly believes that  intimicy goes way beyond rolling in the hay, but he definitely won’t say no either when you initiate things. He’ll be so glad to be back with you, and after all the stuff he went through, he wants someone he can be gentle and… vulnerable with? I mean, he’ll never be nearly as sappy as his brother, and sex with him will still be kinda HOLY SHIT DUDE bc he dicks you down so good but he’ll enjoy burying his face in your neck and feeling your hands all over him while he moves inside you slowly. He needs that.

Not really one for excessive foreplay. He’ll do what he’s gotta do to make sure you’re ready, but he’s more of a main-course kinda guy. He’ll draw it out, though. He can probably control himself really well and he’ll make sure you don’t come too soon either.

Ahhh, of course! :D

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A/N: Gaaah, I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG DEAR!!! I hope you enjoy it ;-;

Really hope it isn’t OOC lmao but I had fun writing it!

(I originally wanted to use the gif where Izuna punches Tobirama in the face bc it would have fit, too. in a way. ya know.)

Thank you to all the lovelies who participated and were present during the event! We ended up keeping the ask box open for way longer than expected because you guys were so awesome! Thanks for all the support on this blog, and we love you all so so much!

Joy: omg this is so cute I love you girl

Tobirama and I can probably work out a date that we’re both ok with. I imagine he would probably hate something like an amusement park date (he probably does not like roller coasters AT ALL) and his idea of a date is him getting work done while I’m in the same room. So we have to compromise every time XD. Usually we probably just chill at home together or go for a nice walk. He’s probably a secret romantic. Pretends that it disgusts him but always wants more affection.

Itachi and I are both pretty ok about going on dates that we ourselves don’t much care for, but it’s more fun for both of us when we’re both invested in the date, so usually we end up on dates we both like. A quiet walk or lunch in a nice tea shop is always nice. He’s not much of a secret romantic since it’s not really a secret. He just prefers to be private with his romance.

Kakashi is…Kakashi. We always stay at home, and both of us agree to do things that we may not necessarily enjoy a lot. He has been dragged to clubs, and I have been slept on. He’s the open pervert more than the secret romantic, I think XD

Jay: ashdkewjhrklew GURL THANK U SO MUCH FOR THIS!!! always a sucker for talking about my faves

Madara CAN be romantic. As in, he knows technically how it’s done. He knows what makes me swoon. but honestly? He only ever really indulges me when he’s in a really good mood or when he fucked up. Like, apology dates are a thing and there he’ll def try to impress me with sweet walks in the moonlight or something. He can do it!!!! Other than that, we usually train together or sit on the porch and talking!

Gaara: “T-Temari! Kankuro! Don’t leave me- oh. Hello, yes, I was just looking for my siblings- oh, I really don’t need help finding them, thank you! I wouldn’t want to bother you!”

Temari: *slapping a hand against her forehead* “Who’s going to tell him they were trying to ask him out?”

Deidara: *Looking extremely offended* “I will never stoop so low, hm! If he comes near me I will promptly destroy him.”

Sasori: “You can’t.”

Addition: *to clarify - a song that describes the relationship that would be between you! One that sums it up!

Joy: Oh god I love this so much and since I can’t limit myself to one I’m gonna do a couple XD.

Me and Itachi: Angel with a Shotgun by The Cab

They say before you start a warYou better know what you’re fighting for.Well, baby, you are all that I adore.If love is what you need, a soldier I will be.

I’m an angel with a shotgunFighting ‘til the war’s wonI don’t care if heaven won’t take me back.I’ll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe.Don’t you know you’re everything I have?And I wanna live, not just survive tonight.

Looking Through Your Eyes by LeAnn Rimes

Tell me what do you seeJust close your eyesAnd describe it to meThe heavens are sparklingWith starlight tonightThat’s what I seeThrough your eyes

I see the heavensEach time that you smileI hear your heartbeatJust go on for milesAnd suddenly I knowMy life is worth whileThat’s what I seeThrough your eyesThat’s what I seeThrough your eyes

Me and Tobirama: Top of the World by Carpenters

Somethin’ in the wind has learned my nameAnd it’s tellin’ me that things are not the sameIn the leaves on the trees and the touch of the breezeThere’s a pleasin’ sense of happiness for me

There is only one wish on my mindWhen this day is through I hope that I will findThat tomorrow will be just the same for you and meAll I need will be mine if you are here

I’m on the top of the world lookin’ down on creationAnd the only explanation I can findIs the love that I’ve found ever since you’ve been aroundYour love’s put me at the top of the world

Jay: Ohhhhhhh THANK YOU!!! First, two for Madara!

“Angst dich zu verlieren” by Dame | “Afraid to lose you”

Und du nimmst mich bei der Hand, grinst mich an,Du bringst mich um den Verstand,Denn deine Augen funkeln wie ein Diamant,Ja wir gehören zusammen, du bist eindeutig verrückt,Denn ja du bleibst an meiner Seite - alter Scheiße hab ich Glück,Und ich weich nicht mehr zurück egal was immer auch passiert.(Rough Translation)And you take my hand, grin at me. You make me crazy with your eyes shining like diamonds. And yes, we belong together. You are definitely insane.Because you stay by my side - shit, I got so lucky.And I won’t leave your side again, no matter what happens.

“You changed me” by Michael Warren

So here I go you go me talkin’ bout foreverWhen up ‘till now all I ever said was neverSo who’d have thought we would ever be together?

You were meant for me(You were meant for me)

You stuck around while everybody else was leavingIt’s so hard finding someone to believe inYou’re the only reason my heart is still beating

You were meant for me(You were meant for me)

Now, Me and Hashirama!

“Perfect” by Ed Sheeran

Well I found a woman, stronger than anyone I knowShe shares my dreams, I hope that someday I’ll share her homeI found a love, to carry more than just my secretsTo carry love, to carry children of our ownWe are still kids, but we’re so in loveFighting against all oddsI know we’ll be alright this timeDarling, just hold my handBe my girl, I’ll be your manI see my future in your eyes

“Count on you” by Big Time Rush

Now I’m about to give you my heartBut remember this one thingI’ve never been in love beforeSo you gotta go easy on me

I heard love is dangerousOnce you fall you never get enoughBut the thought of you leavingAin’t so easy for me

Gaara: “…. you’re sure about this?”

Temari: “Yes! She told me!”

Gaara: “A-ah…. wait, you didn’t tell her I liked her, did you?!”

Temari: “Don’t worry - that’s something only you can do!”

Gaara: “Can I really….?”

Hashirama: “Ahh, yes, he is quite secretive about his personal life, isn’t he? I suppose he simply wishes for his wife to be completely safe. Now, what kind of woman would fit him… someone patient, and someone bright, I’d say. Someone who will try to get him out of his shell - but who will not pressure him to be someone he’s not. Yes, someone who truly loves him for who he is.”

Jay: “Joy. Joy fits him.”

Jay: Huiiii that is a difficult one but!! I kinda like it??? This is for both but I hope you like it!

“Let it End” by Karliene.

Let it end.

Wipe the blood from steel. Let it end.

Let the heartsick heal. Let it end.

Let our children know:it’s the end.

Let them see no morebloodshed,bloodshed.

Let it end. Let the feuding die.

Let it end. We’re so tired of thisbloodshed, bloodshed.

Joy: Loved this one

“The Phoenix” by Fall Out Boy

Put on your war paint

You are a brick tied to me that’s dragging me down

Strike a match and I’ll burn you to the ground

We are the jack-o-lanterns in July

Setting fire to the sky