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Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

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its spanish but you speak it in cursive

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You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

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Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

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Latin, but then make it fashion

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I was asked to “clean up” some very blurry out-of-focus photos. It was a photo taken from a car window of something moving in the opposite direction, so it has a double motion blur.

Me: There’s not much I can do to make this sharper.

Client: I believe there is something called “Photoshop” that you can use?

Me: …Yes, I know of Photoshop. I’m using it now. You can’t just “unblur” something.

Client: I’ll ask around. Maybe someone else can do it.

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Client: How much do I owe you again?

Me: $65

Client: That’s a lot. How about a family discount?

Me: That IS the family discount.

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Me: Could you please answer this important question?

Client: *crickets*

Weeks later:

Client: (in a reply to the email asking the question) Hey I haven’t heard from you in a while. What the hell?

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I’m working on a brochure for a client.

Me: I can do it, but I need some information, like what colors you would prefer and such.

Client: I don’t know.

Me: How do you… not know?

Client: I don’t know just do it, that’s your job.

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I’m dying

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I NEED THIS SHIRT!!!!

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Someone: A movie can’t be wholesome and dark at the same time. Those qualities are mutually exclusive.

Me:

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Wtf is this? Vampire Queer Eye?

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That is…

100% what that movie is.

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Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent

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Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

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This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

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