JawlessJay

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

*starts song over because I just didn’t time it correctly with my daydream*

*starts song over because someone decided to be a dick and disturbed my daydream*

*starts song over because I can do that daydream better*

fights in the s’chn t’gai household must be wild. like “father, i find your behavior illogical” “my son spock, it is your behavior that is illogical” two weeks pass without them speaking to each other at all after those intense accusations were flung

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity

Just Russian Things

i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me